My proposal.

Yes, I finally proposed. The wedding is going to be in October 2009. (Your invitations in the mail.) Seriously though, in my paper I propose to write about the invention of the internet and it's contribution to the perversion of society. Now I understand that for a few of you this may be a little too much to wrap your little heads around but yes, the internet HAS contributed to the perversion of our society. Some of you might still live in a reality where every woman is still given the benefit of the doubt and cast off as a "morally sound" person, but the fact remains that the embedding of pornography into our day to day lives has psychologically affected us all, to at least some extent, be it a passing thought when dabbling into a person who you just met's love life during a conversation or as extreme to actually partaking in the audience of the millions and millions (if not more) of people around the world who seek out a more for lack of a better word "passionate" (or should I say "kinky") form of entertainment, or dare I say you might even be one of my favorite actresses... Just kidding. But anyways, in my paper I, being the fearless groundbreaking journalist that I am, plan on asking all the questions that keep you up at night but you were always too scared to ask. Some of those questions being: How exactly did this reality come to exist today, How could things have been different, Who is affected most drastically, What lies ahead, Just who exactly is to blame for this, What can we do about this pandemic, How different ARE we than the previous generations given that pornography is more influential now than ever before, and last but not least, the question that's on all your minds, Just how CAN I cash in on the adult entertainment industry? All those questions and more will be answered in my paper, cleverly titled, "The Invention of the Internet and it's Contribution to the Perversion of Society." (Coming soon to a computer near you.)